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You have reached the 5th Special Forces TACP. We're currently not available
right now. In order to expedite your request, please respond to the following
menu.
For General information, press one now.
If you are a country or a faction supported by the United States and require
all-out commitment of U.S. ground and air assets to stay in power, press two
now.
If you require only air support or denial of airspace, press three now.
If you require naval and/or riverine support only, press four now.
If you require military equipment up to and including advisors, press five now.
If you require only covert advising and humanitarian assistance, press six now.
If you are under fire, Or, are being overrun please say on the line...
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