During a parachute jumping training flight one cadet was afraid to hit the silk. Everybody in the plane had jumped but Cadet Sylvester remained trembling like an aspen leaf, as the phrase goes.
"Look, Sylvester," the instructor exclaimed, "there the boys have found a sack of gold!"
"Where?" got excited the cadet and came to the hatch to have a look. The instructor kicked him out of the plane.
After some time of flying a knock on the hatch door was heard. The instructor opened the door and saw Cadet Cylvester.
"You've taken me in, sir. There was no bag with gold there," he said mournfully.