Two UN peacekeepers on stag duty in Bosnia.....they see a guy running hard
along the road, arms pumping and legs flying everywhere, one of the soldiers
raises his SA80, aims the weapon and drops the guy in a single shot..... the
other soldier says "what do you think you're doing???", he replies
"22:00 mate, curfew time", the soldier checks his watch and screams
"But it's only 21:30"!!!! "I know", replies his mucker,
"But he lives 2 miles away......he would've never made it back in time"!!!!!