Q: What do you do if a German throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How many speeds are on a German tank? What are they?
A: Four:
- Slow forward
- Fast reverse
- Very fast reverse
- Ultra fast reverse
Q: What do you call a German airplane?
A: A snotsie.
A: What type of door is on a German submarine?
Q: A screen door to keep the flys out.
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