Essentially Complete
It's half done
Risk is high but within acceptable ranges of risk:
100:1 odds, or with 10
times over budget using
10 times the people we
said we'd employ.
Potential show stopper:
The team has updated their
resumes.
Serious but not insurmountable problems:
It'll take a miracle...
Basic agreement has been reached:
The @##$%%'s won't even
talk to us.
Results are being quantified:
We're massaging the numbers
so that they will agree
with our conclusions.
Task force to review:
7 people who are incompetent
at their regular jobs
have been loaned to the
project
Not well defined at this time:
Nobody's even thought
about it; nobody has a clue.
Still analyzing the requirements:
See previous answer: "Not
well defined at this time...:
Not well understood:
Now that we've thought
about it,
we don't want to think
about it anymore
Requires further analysis and management attention:
Totally out of control!
Results are promising:
Turned power on and no
smoke detected - this time...
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