Submarine Humor

In the 60's the Nautilus was spending so much time at the pier that the Sub Base started using it as a temporary barracks for sailors being discharged in the coming months.
One morning the XO was introducing one of these sailors when someone from the back asked how long he was going to be on the boat? "Just a couple of months." he replied.
To this the COB piped up with a disgusted look on his face "All we get on here anymore is short timers and misfits."
A voice came out of the crowd, "Hey chief which one are you?"

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