Two American soliders were standing on Normandy on D-Day. One of them is dressed like a regualor solider. Then second solider was wearing a bathing suit and was holding a surf board! The first man talks to the second one:
First Solider: Why are you wearing a bathing suit?
Second Solider: First off we are on a beach! Second, you told me we wear having a beach party!
First Solider: I didn't say Beach Party. I said WAR Party!