Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry
on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and
steer the ship into action.
In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front
of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
And in the Air Force? Well, the officers go off
to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the
enlisted people head for the club for a long one.
* Or, conversely, the smartest enlisted people.