5. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear "civvies"
to work.
4. You find you really need Microsoft PowerPoint to explain what you do for
a living to your civilian friends.
3. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing
a project" are acceptable English phrases.
2. You're no longer capable of putting on a briefing without a computerized
slide presentation.
And, the number one sign you work in the military of the nineties:
1. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.