...actually like the clothes at the BX and don't mind that 100 other people
are wearing the same thing.
...all your former very best friends are as long gone as your last move.
...always wish you were back at the last place you were stationed even 20 years
later.
...answer the question "where are you from" with "I'm kinda from
all over the place."
...are able to imitate others' speech patterns easily.
...are amazed at people who have lived somewhere more than three years.
...are amazed at people who have never left their hometown.
...are amazed at people who have who have never seen foreign currency.
...are amazed at people who think Frankfurt is a some kind of hotdog.
...are asked "where did you learn to speak English so well".
...are asked is it hard always moving around when you don't know anything different.
...are brought to tears by military music.
...are going to a grocery store but call it a commisary.
...are initially confused when asked where you are from, but quickly respond
everywhere.
...ask when they mean when someone asks where you are from.
...at 22 you are trying to find someone in the military to marry so you can
get a new I.D. card.
...avoid visiting the doctor because you don't trust civilian hospitals.
...bagged groceries at the commisary on payday.
...bought US savings stamps.
...can ask for a beer in most european languages.
...can bounce a quarter off your bedsheets and have hospital corner on your
bed.
...can call up actual memories of a country while you're in Geography class.
...can identify ranks and duty station by the stickers on the car's bumper.
...can not speak the language of the country in which you were born.
...can recite all of the AFRTS commercials along with the television.
...can remember ordering a Big Macfriesand a beer.
...can still convert forgein currency in your head.
...can talk to anyone and everyone from anywhere and everywhere.
...can't convince a stateside cousin that your Japanese kimono doll REALLY came
from Japan.
...can't drink Budweiser without being coerced.
...conceal your father's rank because once people find out he has stars they'll
never treat you the same.
...craved to have a class six ration card.
...didn't save things so you wouldn't go over the weight allowance of the next
move.
...didnt see a TV till you were almost a teenager.
...do not understand why many of your friends are afraid to be in an airplane.
...don't believe it when someone tells you they never left their hometown.
...don't feel quite right seeing military personnel younger than you.
...don't really know how to answer the question "what is your home town".
...dont remember the names of your childhood friends.
...draw a quick map of the world to show someone where you last lived.
...enjoy seeing guys in fatigues on city streets.
...ever got sick eating chocolate field rations.
...every room you've ever had was stark white and you couldn't put nail holes
in the walls.
...everyone complains about your name being the most scratched out in their
address book.
...everywhere you go, you think you see someone you went to school with.
...expect someone else to do your housework but can't afford it.
...feared turning 21 because they would take your id card away.
...feel like you should be visiting the states rather than living in them.
...feel more at home on a military base than in town even though you've been
a civilian for 26years.
...feel more comfortable living near a military base and get bumed-out when
a base gets closed.
...felt like a part of history that was happening around you.
...find that you can easily amuse yourself for hours at airports, train or bus
stations.
...find yourself with friends throughout the world.
...get frustrated when other talk about going to their hometown to see old friends,
teachers, etc.
...get nostalgic when seeing O.D. Green.
...get the itch to move every 3-4 years and forever feel like the outsider in
the civilian world.
...give someone a break because they are in the military.
...go into culture shock upon returning to the states.
...got beer from the Limonade man at the kiosk.
...got dressed up and played pranks at Fasching.
...got grounded or restricted to quarters or put on KP duty.
...got in trouble on the train to Berlin for taking a picture.
...graduated from a high school you only attended for a year.
...had a dad who bought you a used SAM to play with.
...had a father who was always telling to "police the area".
...had a pup-tent in your yard until your parents found out what was going on
in there.
...had a supply of K-Rations that you traded with your friends.
...had Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners in a mess hall
...had your introductory speech prepared and memorized for your first day at
a new school .
...had your school lunches planned and served by people wearing sergeant or
private stripes.
...have a collection of bunch of beer caps from everywhere.
...have a very best lifelong friend who you have known them for less than a
few years.
...have been asked just where in NY Apo is.
...have been hit on at the young age of 13 by men in uniform.
...have driven four hours to Munich for the taste of a poorly done Big Mac.
...have to explain that being born in Germany does not make you German.
...have to explain why your ssn is from an APO and your home of record and state
of residence don't match.
...have forgotten how to speak more languages than most people ever learn.
...have USAA as your insurance company.
...haven't seen your best friend since the last time Dad was transferred.
...hear the sound of freedom when military aircraft fly by while civilians complain
about the noise.
...know exactly how horrible AFN commercials are.
...inexplicably have the urge to move to a new place every year for no reason
at all.
...keep bumping into people all over the world who know friends that you haven't
seen in years.
...kept evac-backpacks by the front door with clothing and passports incase
"IT" happened.
...knew the rank and name of the kid next door's father before meeting the kid
next door.
...know how great it is to be able to return to base and your little slice of
America.
...know how to pack a footlocker.
...know kilometers better than miles and celcius better than fahrenheit.
...know that Radio Luxemborg was the number one way to keep up with the latest
rock and roll hits.
...know the words and tune to military march songs.
...know what "the land of the big PX is."
...know what a jump tower is and after a few beers - thought it made good sense
to climb one.
...know what Ami geh heim or knittle in die buxe means.
...know what the "land of the round door knobs is".
...know what the relative value of a pfenningwon or yen is compared to the U.S.
Dollar.
...knowing about a variety of cultures.
...left school frequently for bomb scares.
...like institutional-style cooking and enjoyed going to the Mess Hall.
...liked going shopping with mom for an hour and a half drive because the BIG
PX sold Canoe.
...listened to Armed Forces and VOA radio for the 1st 10 years of your life.
...made better grades in geography because you'd been to the places you were
studying.
...meet another military brat sometime somewhere and are instantly bonded.
...miss shopping at AAFES or the PX.
...most of you Scout camping equipment had US instead of BSA stamped on it.
...most of your siblings were born in various foreign lands.
...munched hot brotchen & gummies on the way to school.
...name schools in three countries on two continents when asked what highschool
you attended.
...never quite finished decorating your place because you knew you'd be moving
soon.
...notice Tom Cruise in uniform, outside with no hat and having a non-regulation
haircut in Top Gun.
...painted a picture on the Berlin Wall before it fell.
...panic when you can't find your i.d or passport.
...played American Football at the schwim bad to impress the german girls.
...polished your fathers boots and brass for his upcoming inspection.
...put your hand over your heart at 5 p.m. knowing the flag wascoming down...
somewhere.
...realize that the latest fashion in the states is not the same clothes you
bought on base.
...refer to being in the U.S. as in the world.
...remember following your favorite film as it made the rounds on the AAFES
theater circuit.
...remember being able to watch the Super Bowl or World Series live on TV at
2 am.
...remember Chris Noel's dedication show on Armed Forces radio during the Vietnam
war.
...remember hanging out at the AYA.
...remember the Sat. afternoon tank rides at FT Hood.
...say think opsec to your friend so they will keep it secure then realize it
won't make sense to then.
...start a major portion of your conversations with "when I was in...
...stand up and recite the national anthem at the start of movies.
...still do yard detail!
...still get the urge to pack up and move about every 22 months.
...still look for you ID card after you've grown up.
...stopped saying I used to live in Japan because people kept asking you if
you spoke Chinese.
...talk to someone with an accent and pick it up yourself.
...tell everyone you are from a town that you haven't lived in since you were
4 years old.
...the oldest friend you have is from your senior year of high school.
...the term "combat loaded" refers to how the movers load the van.
...think locals have such a limited perspective.
...think of your childhood neighbors Fathers and Mothers by their rank.
...think the US seems like a foreign country.
...think you see old classmates on every corner, whether you are in Brussels,
Bangkok, or Boise.
...thought all doctors issued all purpose capsules for every ache and pain.
...thought all pens had "US Government" printed on them.
...thought aspirin came in 5,000 count bottles.
...thought everyone slept under green or blue wool blankets that had "US"
on them.
...thought that a firing range made a great playground.
...thought that the Quartermaster was the real Santa Claus.
...thought vacations meant going stateside to visit the grandparents.
...told civilian friends stateside where you lived and they complimented your
English.
...try to remember to drive on the right side of the road.
...try to take out your ID card when you enter a grocery store.
...use words like "hit the deck", "visit the head" and "pogey
bait".
...used the federal warnings on your I.D. card to convince your cousins that
you were a military agent.
...waited every Saturday at noon for the alert sirens to go off.
...went in to hysterics when your grandparents thought of selling their house.
...went out and found everybody leaving on Manuevers.
...went to school in a converted POW camp.
...were born in an US occupied country and moved every 3 years.
...were more interested in your new friend's father's rank than what color your
friend was.
...were pleased to find upon returning stateside that the locals spoke American.
...when after 20 years as a secretary you still think of yourself as a yeoman.
...when battleship grey makes you feel warm and fuzzy.
...when you can shine your military kids brass better then he can.
...when you come to the US and turn on the T.V. and notice that the shows are
in english.
...when you first log-in to this www site and get the goose bumps.
...when you see a homeless person and somehow feel spiritually related
...when your civilian boss has to ask you more than once not to say Yes sir
and No sir.
...woke up to F-4's zooming overhead.
...wonder if dad signed a hand receipt when you were born.
...wondered who your new best friend would be as you enroll in yet another school.
...you make things up about where you are from avoid the headaches of telling
the whole long story.
...you are confused when your fiance talks about watching trees grow large in
front of the house.
...you can recite which aircraft were in service in which era.
...you graduate from 12th grade and it's your 13th school .
...you had your own punch card at the local Class VI store since you were 16
...you have climbed down to Survival Beach and back up.
...you use Script or MPC's instead of green backs.
...you went on week-long field trips to England, France and Italy.
...you'd been to every Gasthaus in Germany, both East and West before you were
18.
...your ssn, home of record, state of residence, and place of birth are far
from matching.
..know transfer meant pack your toys and say see ya later.
..were in your late teens before you realized flashlight batteries came in any
color but OD.
..you and your friends played army in an abandoned concentration camp.