Saddam's Dream

Sadam called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."

Clinton said:"Sadam, what was on the flag?"

Sadam said: "Allah is G-d, G-d is Allah".

Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war, it had been completely rebuilt. And on every building there was a flag."

Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"

Clinton replied: "I really don't know, I can't read Hebrew!"


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