Chief is So Old.......

...Chief’s birth certificate says EXPIRED!
...When God said “Let There Be Light!,” Chief flipped the switch.
...Chief’s Oath of Office is in Roman Numerals.
...Chief reminisces about the good times they had during Sherman’s March to the Sea.
...When Chief was in school there was no history class.
...Chief’s Social Security Number is 1.

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