A Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a Navy Master Chief, long time acquaintances,
did their usual Friday-after-payday thing and went to the local pub.
After several hours of drinking suds, and both well beyond bed-time, the arguments
grew more "intense".
The sailor invited the Marine outside. Several moments of loud fighting ensured.
In comes the Gunny, dragging the Sailor and plops his head upon the bar, ordering
the bartender to "give my sailor pal a drink here".
The sailor comes to and asks, what HAPPENED to me?
To which the Gunny replied, 'Karate, black belt, 1966"
The next month, the scene repeats itself.
The Gunny drags the sailor back into the bar, whereupon recovering the sailor
asks the same question. To which the Gunny now replies, "Judo, Black Belt,
1968"
Another month passed. The scene is repeated except this time it is the sailor
who drags the Gunny back in. Upon recovering, the Gunny asks "what the
hell happened here???"
To which the sailor replies, "crankshaft, Chevrolet, 57"
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