Now that your nookie days are over and your pilot light is out, what used to
be your sex appeal is now your water spout! Time was when, of it's own accord,
from your trousers it would spring, but now you've got a full time job to find
the blasted thing!
It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave, every single morning it
would stand up and watch you shave!
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives you the blues to see it hang it's little
head and watch you tie your shoes.