WHO BRINGS ILL LUCK?

Mrs. Jenkins, the wife of a pilot, told her friend: "My husband is terribly superstitious. He's been trying for weeks to get rid of our black cat. He took him up in his plane. He said he would fly to a record height of 90,000 feet and drop the cat over the side."

"What are you worrying about then?" insisted the neighbor.

"There's plenty to worry about," replied Mrs. Jenkins. "My husband isn't home yet, but the cat is."

"What are you worrying about then?" insisted the neighbor.

"There's plenty to worry about," replied Mrs. Jenkins. "My husband isn't home yet, but the cat is."

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