How does the Army affect the average person? Check out... Top Ten Things You:

LOSE

1. Weight (Basic)
2. Hearing
3. IQ Points
4. Fashion Sense
5. Civilian Credit Rating
6. Constitutional Rights
7. Sleep
8. Privacy
9. Hair and the right to a GOOD barber
10. Basic Hygiene (Field)

GAIN

1. Weight (Permanent party)
2. Vocal Volume
3. Rote Memory Skills
4. Affinity for Starch
5. DPP Card
6. Right to Carry a Really Big Gun
7. Ability to Sleep Anytime, Anywhere
8. Instant Gossip Network
9. Sunburn on your Scalp
10. Permission to dress up like GI Joe all year long!

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