There is a job opening at a highly classified installation. 3 guys (An 11B, an Intel troop and an SF Trooper) are applying for the job. Each interviewie is taken to a room and asked the same question. The first guy to go in was the 11B. The interviewer says to him. "We have determined that your wife is selling secrets to the Soviets and is a traitor to your country, here is a pistol, go kill her" pointing to a door off to the side. The 11B picks up the pistol, goes to the door, pauses, then goes in. Silence. About 5 minutes later the door opens and a red eyed soldier steps back in. "I could'nt do it" he crys. "Thank you for coming. We'll let you know" and escorts him out. The next guy is the intel troop. The interviewer makes the same statement about the guys wife and places a pistol on the table. The intel troop picks up the pistol and enters the room where his wife is. Silence for 10 minutes this time. The Intel guy steps back into the room and places the pistol back on the table, shakes his head no and without a word leaves the room. The SF Trooper is next and is told the same thing the other two were. The trooper picks up the weapon, checks the safety and enters the room where his wife is. Silence for 5 minutes, then 6 shots ring out followed by lots of scuffling and banging, screams and yells. 10 more minutes goes by and the door opens up. The SF Trooper steps back into the room covered in blood, has a broken nose, torn shirt. "What the F@#K!" He shouts, throwing the gun onto the table "This damn gun is full of blanks. I had to beat her to death with a chair!!"