There were one four elderly gentlemen in a railroad compartment in Germany.
They were taking an overnight trip, so on of the gentlemen suggested that they
introduce themselves.
The first man said, " I am a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel. I have four
sons, all of them are doctors. I flew over here MAC Space Available and the
trip cost me nothing."
The Second man laughed and said, "I am a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel
also. And I also have four sons, all of them are lawyers. I flew over here Mac
Space-Available and it cost me nothing also."
Third man laughed and said, "You won't believe this, but I'm a retired
U.S. Air Force Colonel too. My four sons are architects. And I flew over on
MAC. Isn't it a small world?"
The Fourth Old Man snorted and said, "I retired Air Force too, a retired
Senior Chief Master Sergeant. I paid my way over here because retired Colonels
kept bumping me off the plane. The Air Force moved me around so much I never
did get married, but I have four sons anyway, and all of them are Air Force
Colonels."