Three old paratroopers were sitting around the fire one night and began telling
lies.
The first advised he had just wrestled a bull to the ground BARE-HANDED.
The second jumper said, "I was walking down the creek the other day when
a 15' rattler slid out in front of me and demanded satisfaction. I grabbed that
SOB with my bare hands and bit the head off the mother. I sucked all the poison
out and I'm alive today.
The third trooper stood up, dropped his pants, stirred the red coals with his
penis and hollered, "AIRBORNE!"