LIEUTENANT BERRY got a pass for his wife and daughter to visit him at the army camp. The two went around to the side gate, which was the shortest route to his office. But a sentry stopped them. "Sorry, you'll have to go through the front gate," he said. "Nobody is allowed to pass through here." "But we're the Berrys," protested the wife. "Lady, I don't care if you're the cat's pajamas -- you can't go through this gate."