You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think paprika is a Third World country.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the stock market has a fence around it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've totaled every car you've ever owned, including two USMC Hummers and One 5-Ton Oshkosh Truck.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your knife often doubles as a toothpick.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider your license plate personalized because your daddy made it in state prison.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you go Christmas shopping for your momma, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your newly made customized Marine Corp belt buckle weighs more than five pounds.