During the war in VN the street in New York was blanketed with snow and the cold wind was blowing from the west. Suddenly one of the street peddlers began yelling, "PEACE, PEACE" A cop came up, watched the peddler for a minute, scratched his head and asked, "What are you shouting 'peace' for?"
"If I yell 'bananas'," answered the peddler, "who would come out on a day like this?"