Sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Alerts ring,
Are you listening?
On our brows
Sweat is glistening
A pathetic sight
We're deploying tonight
MOPPing in a Signal wonderland.
On the hilltop we can put some camo
And pretend there's nobody around
We'll ask, "Can you see us?"
They'll say, "Hell yeah...
"And so can everybody else in town!"
Gone away,
Is good dinner
And we're all a little thinner
Unhappy we'll be
With our MRE's
MOPPing in a Signal Wonderland
Later on, we'll conspire
To sneak off during night fire
We need pogy bait
To replace what we ate
MOPPing in a Signal Wonderland!
MOPPing in a Signal Wonderland!