Two warrent Officers have a few words in front of the Sargents Mess, When the
RSM arrived and asked what was the fight about, WO2 Bloggs said that he belived
sex was 60% work and 40% plesure, and WO2 Nutter said sex was 60% plesure and
40% work, After thinking about it for a few minutes the RSM said, you are both
wrong! sex is 50% work and 50% plesure, and with that the three men started
fighting about the question at hand.
After a few more minutes the Unit dogs body walked past the Mess, The RSM shouted
to the other two WOs Right you two I have a way to finish this once and for
all, with that he called Pte Dogsbody over and told him that he was needed to
settle the argument! The RSM went on to state the facts to the Pte WO2 Bloggs
belives sex is 60% work and 40% plesure WO2 Nutter said it is 60% plesure and
49% work and myself being the RSM know that sex is 50% work and 50% plesure.
Now Pte dogsbody you will tell as what you belive it is and end this fight so
pick on of the three.
After a number of minutes of heavey thinking Pte Dogsbody turns to the three
SNR NCOs and states the three of you are all wrong, because if sex had anything
to do with work, you bastareds would have me do it for you!