This guy walks up to a urinal to take a piss. While he's standing there doing his thing he looks to his left and sees this other guy pissing in two directions at the same time. What's wrong with your dick he askes.. - It's just an old war injury. I took a bullet in Vietnam.
OK, says the guy an looks to his right. There he can see another guy, this one pissing in five diferent directions at once!!!
You got an old war injury as well the guy askes....
No, but the god damn zipper won't open!!!!!