This war veteran is looking for a suitable wife, so he decides to call up some numbers randomly and hopes for the best!
After a few refusals, this girl picks up the phone and he explains that he is a war veteran and has been injured 80% in battle.
She thinks for a moment and says : Ok, but You DO have the important part, don't you?
To this he replies : " OF COURSE...what do you think I've dialed with?!!!! "