You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Christmas Cards have a copy of your Marine tattooed butt included.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if In an effort for your father to watch his cholesterol, he eats Spam Lite and drinks Bud Lite.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if after retiring from the Corp. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your High School Senior Prom had a day care.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you momma fainted when she met Slim Whitman.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked your D.I. if you could marry his 12 year old daughter.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if at least one member of your family has been observed having sex with a farm animal.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got caught sneaking out of the C.O.'s house.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you sent your first check from the Corp home and made your momma promise to buy a VCR and tape all the wrestling shows while you are at Boot Camp.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your family has started a petition to change the National Anthem to "In The Land of Dixie."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have to ask your wife your kids names.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can spit without opening your mouth.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have participated in the national "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".