Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21
9. And Saint Antioch raised the hand grenade up on high saying "Oh Lord bless this thy hand grenade with which it shall blow up thy enemies into tiny bits, in thy mercy."
10. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast on the lambs, and carp, and orangotangs and breakfast cereals, and fruit baskets...
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17. And the Lord spake saying "First shalt though take out the holy pin. Then shalt though count to three. No more, no less.
18. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
19. Four shalt thou not count , nor either count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three.
20. Five is right out.
21. Once the number three, being the thrid number be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being not in thy sight, shall suffer.
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