You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the flood history of the area can be seen on your home's living room walls.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wedding was held in the delivery room.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have been to drunk to fish, to drunk to hunt, but NOT to drunk to drive.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you financed your Semper Fi USMC tattoo.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got drunk and tried to catch those floaters in the toilet with your Fly Rod.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if at least one member of your family was involved in a fist fight at your high school sports event.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if more than half your family and friends are in jail.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your family prominently displays a gift your momma bought at Graceland.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you use the term `over yonder' frequently.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of giving someone directions is to tell them 'It's just down the road a piece."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if bikers back down from your momma.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if one or more of your family has ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin'?"
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public rest room.