A platoon leader, a company commander, and a battalion commander are walking
through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the platoon leader. "I want to be
in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."
Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the company commander. "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side
and a Mai Tai on the other."
Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the battalion commander,
"You can have anything you want."
The battalion commander says, "I want those guys back in the motorpool
after lunch."