In the midst of a blazing battle, an officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly on the field of battle, in the
line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier and dove back
to safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal.
You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."
"Warehouses?!" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!!"