1)You think LF3 at the WTSS is fun.
2)You know more about an APC than an Armoured Corpsman.
3)Before doing anything, you check to make sure it’s in the TMP.
4)Every time you see a roo, you pretend to shoot it with your imaginary rifle.
5)You actually enjoy Army rat packs.
6)You see the merit in doing drill.
7)You accept ‘gay cadet-boy’ to be your nickname.
8)You wear your DPCU when walking around the house.
9)You wear your field boots as your casual shoes.
10)You practice drill up and down your hallway.
11)You’re best friends with the CSM.
12)You see someone with his shirtsleeves rolled up and you tell him to roll
them down so he doesn’t get sunburn.
13)You sleep in a hootchie when your family goes camping.
14)You use cam-paint as sunscreen.
15)You make phone calls using correct RATEL procedure.
16)You think of your CUO as your mother.
17)You get high on Army cordial crystals.
18)You won’t kick a ball with your mates unless you have a fully filled
out NOK form.
19)You make a risk-assessment before stepping out of the house.
20)You think DPCUs are good fashion.
21)You tell people that ‘this is what I want to do, this is when and this
is why’.
22)Your life ambition is to be a private in 3RAR.
23)You eat your dinner with a FRED.
24)You wear your bush-hat when going to the footy.
25)Your idea of a good time is discussing the pros and cons of different rifles
with your section around a campfire.
26)You recite the principles of leadership in your sleep.
27)When your girlfriend tries to kiss you, you recite the fraternisation policy
at her.
28)You think casual clothes means field boots and belt.
20)You practice rifle drill with your household broom.
21)You barrack for your foster unit’s footy team.
22)Your idea of a good film is the Steyr safety video.
23)Your idea of a holiday is going on SLC.
24)You wear your ATA badge on your school uniform.
25)You know the marksmanship principles by heart, even though you never got
to fire a weapon.
26)You think you’re a member of the ADF.
27)You consider LT COL Waugh as a religious patriarch.
28)You dress your Teddy bear in cams.
29)You have a Teddy bear.
30)You have a DPCU Mug.
31)You wear your promo course T-shirt when going out.
32)You can recite the dialogue from Zulu…perfectly.
33)You call the time when walking down the street.