A marine, a navy seal and a ranger were walking through a german farm village clearing the farm houses when they suddenly heard german troops advancing. They quickly decided it would be a good Idea to run into a barn and hide, Once in the barn they looked around for places to hide, the ranger noticed a steaming heap of pig crap at one end of the barn, he didn't want to hide there but he had no choice so he dove into the pile of dung and hid there. The navy seal looked around for his place to hide and noticed a large chicken coop, he crawled inside and covered himself with straw, he had found his hiding place. The marine was frantically trying to find his hiding spot as the German troops got closer. The marine finally gave up finding a good spot and crawled inside an empty potato sack. Just then the germans came into the barn. They were slowly walking through when they stopped at the pile of pig crap. The German soldier pointed his rifle at the pile and just then the ranger inside went "oink, oink, " and the germans just laughed and said "it was only a pig playing in crap" Ha Ha. Then the Germans stopped at he chicken coup and drew up their rifles, the navy seal inside went "cluck, cluck, cluck" and the Germans continued on thinking it was just a chicken in there. Then the soldiers figured that this barn was clear and started walking to the next one, when they were just about out the door they heard someone say POTATO.

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