A WAC was assigned as a driver for the General, one day as they were driving down a back rode the jeep quit running. The driver got out, opened the hood and tried working on the engine. The General was in a hurry so he looked in the glove compartment and found some tools. He yelled out to the WAC, "You want a screw driver?"
She yelled back, "Might as well! Can't get this damned thing started!"
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