"A soldier is responsible for the good name of his unit,"
said the lecturer at the TI (Troop Information) hour. "Is there a man among
us who would let his officer be slandered and not rise in his defense?"
One meek little private in the rear rank stood up.
"What's this?" exclaimed the speaker. "You, Private Johnes -
would you permit your officers to be slandered and not protest."
"Oh," apologized the Private, resuming his seat. "I thought you
said 'slaughtered'."