Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO):
Leg:
Runs screaming away from the snake.
Paratrooper:
Kills the snake.
Armor:
Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
Infantry (alt):
"Ugh! Me See Snake. Me Like Snake. Ouch! Me No Like Snake."
Army Aviation:
Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and a
manicure (Global Positioning System-mapping/finding specifics using satellites).
Ranger:
Plays with snake, then eats it.
Ranger (alt):
Assaults snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
SEAL:
Expends all ammunition, several grenades, and calls for naval gunfire in a failed
attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
Corps Artillery:
Kills the snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive
TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants
are awarded Silver Stars (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks, etc).
Marine Recon:
Follows the snake and gets lost.
Combat Controller:
Guides the snake elsewhere.
Para Rescue:
Wounds the snake in the first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's
life.
Special Forces:
Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then
trains it to kill other snakes.