Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in
the ghetto. When he turned 18 he joined the Marines, but old habits die hard
and one night the sergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eating
out of the discarded cans and jars.
"On your free, Lizard Pecker," he bellowed.
"You'll eat in the message hall -- you're no better than the
rest of us!"