You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if...

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to your 5-Ton Oshkosh as your Monster Truck.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you never wear underwear under your fatigues.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked where’s the suspenders when they issued you your uniform clothing at boot camp.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to your D.I. as uncle sarge.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Parris Island Boot Camp is like gator hunting in the bayous.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you show up at the induction center and ask where do I bunk my Arkansas Razor Hog?

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you take a piss on the fire hydrant.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ask where’s the general store?

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ask can I have a horse?

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you attempt to load your M-16 one round at a time.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to the D.I. as a good ole' boy.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to people of non white origin as ‘Colored Folk.’

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Shit-on-a-Shingle is GREAT Food!

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to the Navy Nurses as ‘Women Folk.’

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you pass out from getting your inoculation shots.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you follow a bumblebee back to its hive to get some honey.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you say “Yes Mam” to the local street hooker.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if after taking control of an enemy town you enter the schoolhouse, see a bunch of sweat young girls standing around, and you yell “Fresh Meat Tonight.”

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you catch a deadly cobra snake and yell out to your buddies, “Fresh Snake on the Pit Tonight.”

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you enter an enemy village, find an old woman (grandma), a young woman (mother), and her two daughters age 12 and 15 and tell the sergeant, yeeeee dogs I’m gonna have’m all, I’m sleeping here tonight!!!

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