You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you shout “YeeeeHowwww” every time you go into battle.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if everyone else is saying OooooRahhhhh and your saying ‘Be all you can be.’
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if people call ya Bubba, Leroy, Billy Jo, Elmer, Jed, Billy Bob, Earl, Henry Lee, Billy Ray, Buster, Boobbee, Bobby Lee, JW, Rufus, Willie Boy, Bubba Ray, Lyle, Slick, Clem, Stinky, Junior, or Jethro.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you pick your nose and eat it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you play a game of touch football in a minefield.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you drink boiler makers and throw up on the bar counter.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you bet your buddies you can eat 2 dozen hard boiled eggs without throwing up.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you drink beer and call it Hill Billy Champaign
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can burp the sounds of more than 3 letters of the alphabet.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can piss on a campfire and put it out.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you brag about how many times you had your sister.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you volunteer to siphon the gas for the Hummer with a garden hose.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have a bag of Arkansas dirt hanging around your neck.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can shoot the eye out of a buzzard in a dust storm.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Ali is a character out of a Hollywood movie.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if at boot camp you were the only one that didn’t get a haircut at the induction center.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think desert scorpions are trailer cockroaches