You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if...

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got a Porta-John in back of your Hummer.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you toss grenades at the enemy with a Fly Rod.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you wear hip boots and chase sand vipers.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you hide a grenade down your cammies.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Hummer has hubcaps.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Oshkosh Truck has chrome running boards.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Hummer has no windows and the doors have been welded shut.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your M1A1/2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank has a CD Player, external speakers, and you can hear C & W Music 5 miles away.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you feel right at home in Kuwait Tent City.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked where’s the Spam in this here MRE?

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the Gunny Sgt. finds moonshine in your battle canteen.

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ‘spit’ the chaw on your Sergeant’s boots.

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