A leg General died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he
was met by Saint Peter. He told Saint Peter right off " If there are Special
Forces People in heaven I don't want to go in because I hate SF".Saint Peter
said "Don't worry about that because no SF made it to heaven".
So the General went on into heaven and began looking at all the wonderful sights
when all of a sudden he spotted something that he just couldn't believe. There
before his eyes was 6'6" fellow wearing a Green Beret. Not only that this guy
had a four day growth of beard,scuffed up jungle boots, big cigar in his mouth,
an M-60 in one hand, a Claymore in the other, bandoleers of ammo across his
chest and numerous Handgrenades hung all over him. The General called over St.Peter
and said, "I thought you said there weren't any of them SF guys in heaven,There's
one over there." St.Peter looked at where the General was pointing and said
" that's God he not SF he just wishes and pretends he is"