There was a Green Beret who had four daughters. He was in a habit of worrying
about his daughters and always answered the door with a sawed-off shotgun. One
night he hears a knock at the door and finds a young man standing there. The
young man says: "My name is Freddy. I've come to pick up Betty. We're going
out for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The Green Beret thought that was cute
so he let them go out. Pretty soon another knock on the door and another young
man was there. He said: "My name is Lance. I've come for Nance. We're going
to a dance. Is she ready by chance?" Again the Green Beret thought it was cute
and let them go. Soon another knock on the door with yet another young man standing
there. He said: "My name is Moe. I'm here to get Flo. We're going to a show.
Is she ready to go?" Once again the Green Beret thought it was cute and he let
them go. Again there was a knock on the door and a young man was standing there.
He said: "My name is Chuck," The Green Beret shot him.