Ralph just got home from his tour of duty with the Marines in Viet Nam and
his little five year old brother wanted to be with him all the time. Every morning
he'd ask, "What are you gonna do today, Ralph? Can I go with you, Ralph? Huh,
can I Ralph? Can I?" Of course Ralph let him tag along the first couple of days
while he shopped for new clothes, visited old high school buddies, ran errands
for Mom and such. After a few days though, Ralph was wanting to get laid. All
his old girlfriends were either married or had moved off so he decided to go
to the whore house. While he was getting dressed his little brother was right
there, "What are you gonna do today, Ralph? Can I go with you, Ralph? Huh, can
I Ralph? Can I?" Ralph told him he couldn't go today. The little brother threw
a fit but Ralph wouldn't give in. So he decided he'd hide in the back floorboard
and go anyway. Ralph stopped at the whore house and went to the door. The little
brother watched as Ralph showed a $10 bill and was allowed to enter. Then he
went and knocked on the door. A whore answered and asked what he wanted. He
said, "I want a dimes worth of what my brother Ralph is getting." She said,
"OK.", and shoved his head under her skirt and rubbed his nose in it. He said,
"Wow, I don't see how Ralph can stand $10 worth!"