A drunken warrant officer comes home and commands his wife:
“Give me some chew!”
“You, drunken swine! I have spent the whole day running around the house and never sat down even for a minute! Now you’re coming home plastered and want me to serve you!”
“Never sat down for a minute, you say? OK. Let me fix this problem! Ready!
Start your! Up, down, up, down…! Will fifty sit-ups be enough for you?
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