It was the psychiatrist's turn to ask a prospective soldier under medical examination at the medical board at the recruiting center.
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"A woman," the prospective soldier replied.
Somewhat taken aback, the psychiatrist tried again.
"When you grow up, are you going to be a woman or a man?"
"A woman," the examinee answered.
"You're crazy and unfit for service," decided the expert.
When the, not too unhappy, failed soldier was going home he was asked by his friend, "Why did you make strange replies?"
"If he was going to ask me crazy questions I was going to give him crazy
answers. He couldn't kid me."