MARCHING ORDERS
The general issued a rousing cry: "Onward to victory!" Half an hour later, an urgent message reached him: "Need further instructions. Victory not on our maps."
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
First Soldier: Why did you join the army?
Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about
you? Why did you join the army?
First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined.