PLAYING THE DIRTY DOZENS

Two old men, Bill and Joe, were sitting on a porch reminiscing about World War II.
“It was a real struggle,” said Bill.
“I know what you mean,” said Joe.
“I remember I was struggling all the way. I fought and I fought, and I fought, and when I thought I was tired out, I found the strength to carry on fighting another day.”
“Yup.”
“But it didn’t matter, because in the end they made me join the Army anyway.”

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