It was World War II, and the captain was attempting to rally the GIs on the
eve of a big offensive.
“Out there,” said the captain, “is your enemy. The man who has
made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been
trying to kill you day after day throughout this war.”
Private Johnson jumped to his feet. “My God; the cook’s working for
the Germans!”
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