After a two year-long study (at taxpayers expense), the Department of Defense
announced the following results on the recreational preferences of military
personnel:
1. The sport of choice for E-1, E-2 & E-3: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for E- 4 & E-5: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for E-6, E-7 & E-8: Football
4. The sport of choice for O-1, O-2 & O-3: Baseball or Softball
5. The sport of choice for O-4, O-5 & O-6: Tennis
6. The sport of choice for 0-7 and above: is Golf.
Conclusion: the higher you are in the Chain of Command, the smaller your balls
become.
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