One day a squad of Navy Seals was making for an objective in their rubber
boat. With each stroke of the paddle, they whispered that particularly unique
Seal grunt - ooyah. Ooyah ... ooyah ... ooyah. God looked down from above and
was beside himself with pride knowing that He could not have done any better
than when He made HIS Seals.
Thinking to Himself, God decided to test precisely just how good His Seals were
in fact. God raised His arms and "ZAP", took away 1/2 of all the Seals
brains in the dingy. There they were, seven Seals in a dingy, still making for
their objective - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
With glee God rub his hands, then raised his arms again and "ZAP",
He took away 1/2 of the Seals remaining brains. The Seals in their rubber dingy,
making for their objective now had only 1/4 of their original brains. Still,
determined, they stroked on - ooyah, ooyah, ooyah.
God was nearly hysterical with joy over knowing that His creation could still
function as a viable, forward deployed, tactical fighting force with very nearly
all of their brains removed. Dare I, thought God? Shall I? YES! And God raised
his arms and in an instant, "ZAP"! God took away all of the seals
remaining brains.
And there they were, a seven man forward deployed, tactical fighting force,
in a rubber dingy, with no brains, making for their objective - singing - "From
the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, We fight our countries battles..."
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